To describe a Wiki Padawan, I first must re-tell you a story.
A master of martial arts was having a birthday party and invited three former students. To enter the master's abode required entering the garden through a small door in the wall, and it was there that master positioned himself with his staff.
The first student came to the door, knocked and started to come through. At which point, the master soundly rapped him on the shoulder with his staff. The student rolled away and came up in a very sound, defensive position. The master nodded to him.
"Master, why did you strike me?" asked the stunned former student.
"No matter," answered the master. "Go and join the others who already are celebrating."
"Well done! I have some wine that you might enjoy, go and join the others."
"Master, I have come to honor you on your birthday. I know that you await me behind this door. Please do not attempt to strike me."
"Come, let us join the party."
Okay, storytime is over, now in the best, CultOfPersonality tradition, a list: