# George Bush Talking to Condoleeza Rice

- Author: Joichi Ito
- Date: 2002-12-17T07:32:16Z


I just got this in the mail from Louis. Sorry if you've seen it, but I thought it was really funny. I don't know who wrote this, but would be happy to credit them if someone knows.
       George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

       Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

       George: "Great!! Lay it on me."

       Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

       George: "That's what I want to know."

       Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

       George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

       Condoleeza: "Yes."

       George: "I mean the fellow's name."

       Condoleeza: "Hu."

       George: "The guy in China."

       Condoleeza: "Hu."

       George: "The new leader of China."

       Condoleeza: "Hu."

       George: "The Chinaman!"

       Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

       George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

       Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

       George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

       Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

       George: "That's who's name?"

       Condoleeza: "Yes."

       George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

       Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

       George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

       Condoleeza: "That's correct."

       George: "Then who is in China?"

       Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

       George: "Yassir is in China?"

       Condoleeza: "No, sir."

       George: "Then who is?"

       Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

       George: "Yassir?"

       Condoleeza: "No, sir."

       George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

       Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

       George: "No, thanks."

       Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

       George: "No."

       Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi?"

       George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

       Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

       George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

       Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

       George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

       Condoleeza: "And call who?"

       George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

       Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

       George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

       Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

       George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

       Condoleeza: "Kofi."

       George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."




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