This is Joi's polite way of saying "Andrew McLaughlin is a hopeless dork." The scene in Madrid: a gaggle of friends, gorgeous surroundings, smarty-pants conversation -- and yet in the face of all that, my dorkitude is unflinching.

The dorkitude is magnified by the fact that you're using your Sidekick to send a message to people alerting them that you've misplaced your cellphone and therefore need to be reached via text rather than via email. The unwillingness to be disconnected for more than 45 minutes? Dorkitude at its purest.