Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Adobe’s ‘FAQ’ Regarding Their Acquisition of Macromedia
This merger is like seeing your parents having sex.
Your parents had a FAQ, with SEC-compliant language, whenever they did it!? Gee, takes all kinds, I guess.... ;-)
Um... John? You're not funny.
Mike B -- that's uncalled for.
Francois -- why?
it seems to be a takeover not a merger if to hold tight to the meaning.
I agree with Helen. It seems to be a takover.
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If you're a designer that's fretting over the Adobemedia merger, this translation of the PR-speak in Adobe's PDF FAQ that Joi
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